What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 00:04
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
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Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Do you consider yourself pretty?
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
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Nuts and Butts
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Still no good.
As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes